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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iShanny : Hey folks! I'm Shannon! I am happily married to the love of my life, we live with our two furbabies in Florida. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send a message and don't get a response, I'm sorry!!

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36119) - you deserved it (27287)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24234) - you deserved it (257983)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37156) - you deserved it (6437) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37940) - you deserved it (2857)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33661) - you deserved it (6118)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (3940)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64225) - you deserved it (3727)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44726) - you deserved it (3118)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17373) - you deserved it (35329)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12438) - you deserved it (66932)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44254) - you deserved it (7188)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12791) - you deserved it (34083)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32952) - you deserved it (7435)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37380) - you deserved it (2549)

On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42940) - you deserved it (6303)

On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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