About iShanny : Hey folks! I'm Shannon! I am happily married to the love of my life, we live with our two furbabies in Florida. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send a message and don't get a response, I'm sorry!!
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by RetroDayDreamer / 09/10/2011 at 11:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
by lolomg / 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
by Danielle / 08/22/2011 at 3:38am / United States (New York) / Kids
by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by alchy / 05/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by PrestonW / 02/09/2011 at 10:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 4:17am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having… Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't… Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because…