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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3065
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iShanny : Hey folks! I'm Shannon! I am happily married to the love of my life, we live with our two furbabies in Florida. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send a message and don't get a response, I'm sorry!!

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Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML


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On 10/14/2012 at 12:39am - animals - by Patrick - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML


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On 07/14/2012 at 8:22pm - misc - by arghgffhdfg (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML


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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML


Today, I watched Gigli. FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML


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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML


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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML


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On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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