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iShanny
  • Town/Country : Orlando, FL, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1094
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iShanny : Hey folks! I'm Shannon! I am happily married to the love of my life, we live with our two furbabies in Florida. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send a message and don't get a response, I'm sorry!!

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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37714) - you deserved it (2943)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

#20013194
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8279) - you deserved it (26150)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

#19938478
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14249) - you deserved it (1710)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:22pm - misc - by arghgffhdfg (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6574) - you deserved it (94875)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41912) - you deserved it (3002)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

#19283430
192 comments

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7080) - you deserved it (23193)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (1797)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36116) - you deserved it (3220)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (3141)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8443) - you deserved it (39207)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10065) - you deserved it (27702)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14421) - you deserved it (37958)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80502) - you deserved it (11878)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29934) - you deserved it (23303)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)



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