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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1847
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About iSativa : About me?
I'm a student who has already studied psychology and am a budding sociologist. My comments include some of the most profane and offensive things that I can muster just to get a rise out of other users. It's not because I am a horrible person, but so that I can study just how horrible you are. If you're human then you're disgusting and I despise you.
Just kidding. I'm studying the psychological mind when it comes to the sociological imagination towards race, class, and gender.

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iSativa's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML


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On 01/03/2016 at 5:42pm - health - by yankesik (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22488) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/18/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by for the whored (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (2338)

On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands

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