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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 May 1992 (22 years)
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About iRofl : Straight as a ruler.
Single as a button.
Funny as a comedian.

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Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

#5086359
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10828) - you deserved it (41640)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70407) - you deserved it (6038)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70125) - you deserved it (2897)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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344 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

#4433335
102 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992
123 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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