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iRofl
  • Town/Country : Melbourne,, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 307
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iRofl : Straight as a ruler.
Single as a button.
Funny as a comedian.

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Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

#5086359 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (7904) - you deserved it (29664)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (57930) - you deserved it (4342)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (57577) - you deserved it (1946)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (414)

I agree, your life sucks (52745) - you deserved it (12087)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

#4433335 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (10133) - you deserved it (32848)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (49938) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

#3791674 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (66683) - you deserved it (2634)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (68118) - you deserved it (3697)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

#696283 (546)

I agree, your life sucks (162659) - you deserved it (14999)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (275802) - you deserved it (25324)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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