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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 244
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iMelonix : well you can message if you want, and I'll reply the best way possible.

im robert.

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (69229)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML


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