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Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 9:45am - intimacy - by LOLCATS (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally had time to talk with my boyfriend. We had a nice long conversation, which included him telling me how much I meant to him and that we really need to see each other more often. He concluded the speech twenty minutes later with "Which is why I really hope we can stay friends". FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 10:53am - love - by Oh_Well (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 6:19am - intimacy - by Taraa3 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)
Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML
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On 10/09/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by 310 (woman) - United States (California)
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