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iLoveCookiezz
  • Town/Country : New Windsor, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (4378)

On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating an icecream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:38am - love - by weirdlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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