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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2435
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About iLove2LoveU : Wazzup!!!!!
Honestly, reading FMLs is the only good thing in my life right now. Every thing else sucks so I just like to relax and forget about my stupid life and read FMLs haha. Loser, right?

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Today... I sent a Facebook friend request to the guyho had the party I was at last night. I immediately realizd... however... that my new profile picture is of me... smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

#6312169
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4887) - you deserved it (65537)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Klepto (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

today mah girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passd away years ago "told her that I was cheating on her," telepathically. FML

#6075479
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35197) - you deserved it (2625)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by iGotSkill (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered I was at te same restaurant as my ex an is new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my moter's poneen se wasn't looking, looool an began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, te waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into te calculator. fat FML

#5865096
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (40897)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I TALKD TO A GRL ON THE PHONE WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD ME HER LAST RELATIONSHIP ( ENDD VERY BADLY. ) I SAID, ( SO LET ME GUESS, THAT JERK CHEATD ON YOU? ) SHE PAUSD FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND FINALLY REPLID, ( NO, HE DID IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. ) FML

#5526901
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (19375)

On 09/28/2009 at 1:34pm - love - by Greg (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was preparing to perform with mah marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offerd to help me stretch. He wound up snapping mah bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entre show while mah boobs were falling out. FML

#5510912
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36131) - you deserved it (5089)

On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (97118)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits !! That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail !! Of our dog !! fat FML

#5228035
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45109) - you deserved it (2037)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by sarahpft (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look lyk the adopted child" only to fine out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. real FML

#5122351
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14979) - you deserved it (36292)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:11am - love - by WanstinChurchHill (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

#5098537
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67516) - you deserved it (6159)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

I was going to ask tis girl I love to omecoming. I set up a scavenger unt, and my friend led er troug it. At te end of te scavenger unt I ad a note tat said, "Homecoming?" Se said yes and ugged my friend. Wen I told er it was me wo was asking, se lauged and said no. FML

#5058289
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44219) - you deserved it (9557)

On 09/05/2009 at 10:16am - love - by thisrllysucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

yesterday I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous... so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked... began staring at a hot blonde in the front... and got hard.

#4906491
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (49315)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

yesterday I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous... so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked... began staring at a hot blonde in the front... and got hard.

#4906491
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (49315)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I said something in class and someone mimickd me. In a self-pitying mood , I exclaimd , "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said , "Pretty much." real FML

#4676323
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19751) - you deserved it (43708)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by guitar_chick7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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