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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About iLove2LoveU : Wazzup!!!!!
Honestly, reading FMLs is the only good thing in my life right now. Every thing else sucks so I just like to relax and forget about my stupid life and read FMLs haha. Loser, right?

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today I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon... but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36142) - you deserved it (8639)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, mah Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39961) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

2day my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32518) - you deserved it (3705)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

2DAY I WENT INTO WORK 4 THE FIRST TIME WITHOUT MAKE-UP. MY BOSS THOUGHT I LOOKED SO TIRED AND ILL THAT HE SENT ME HOME. BIG FAT FML

#16624157
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35576) - you deserved it (7385)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Taday I spent fifteen minute looking 4 mah phone in mah car before I realizd I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14796) - you deserved it (56359)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Yesterday, I drove ma boyfriend to ospital cuz e felt extremely ill. His buddies ad gotten tier ands on a taser, and e ad te brilliant idea of bieng sot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I ave an empty gas tank and ave to clean up a puddle of vomit in ma living room. fat FML

#16377162
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (3428)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

Today it was ma birtday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from teir parents. Mine owever looool bookd me a plot in te local graveyard. big fat FML

#16342840
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (4754)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I went out wit best friend and er ot broter. Upon our exit out looool of te restaurant I walked rigt into te glass door and rebounded back off it. Te wole restaurant was silent as I samefully walked out only to trip on te curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34497) - you deserved it (7234)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

my family went to Seaworld. Wen we got tere, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I migt get mistaken fir Samu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (7288)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I updated facebook status as ( lost all contacts, need numbers ). My mom commented saying ( her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends ). Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45079) - you deserved it (7981)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

TODAY, I SAW DAD CHUGGING A BEER IN THE GARAGE. WHY IS THAT SO BAD? HE WAS HOSTING AN AA MEETING IN THE BASEMENT. FAT FML

#16150933
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (2483)

On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today... my boyfriend came ome from a camping trip an broke up wit me. All cuz wen e was watcing te lake e was near... ripples formd. Apparently... tis means God was telling im I'm impure an unable to be ( savd by Crist ) an terefore... a waste of is time. I datd tis lunatic. FML

#16148221
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34046) - you deserved it (7904)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching mah mom's brth control pills with tic tac . mega FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (3768)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18382) - you deserved it (41370)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)



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