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About iJanisch : Just your average guy in his twenties. I don't peddle in senseless bullshit and take guff from no one. I consider myself a person who's laid back when appropriate and stern, yet fair, when it's time for that.
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Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Friday 29 May 2015