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iHeartRKO
  • Town/Country : new Berlin , usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 March 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iHeartRKO : I come to read on others lives only to find mine isn't any better FML

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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20563) - you deserved it (1943)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France



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