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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iHaveADream_ : Uhm, the names Sierra .
I\'m a proud Canaidian && obviously I like Justin Bieber <3
Currently , I like the color orange , but the colors I like changes every once in a while .
I\'m boy crazy .


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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
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I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
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I agree, your life sucks (17952) - you deserved it (31559)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62049) - you deserved it (11604)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:50pm - kids - by mylove (woman) - United States (Florida)



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