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by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 8:59am / United States / Kids
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 1:50am / Singapore / Kids
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
by pass_the_tp / 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2009 at 1:29pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
by sandwichsex / 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 5:23am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2009 at 8:40am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Intimacy
Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 12:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
by SLA / 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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