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iFizzgig

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3672
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iFizzgig : I'm Lila, I'm a musician, I'm on here to find laughter when I'm on a break at work. I'll post quotes on here every now and then.

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Despised FMLers:

The importance of commas:
"Let's eat grandpa."
"Let's eat, grandpa.

"Careful who you're calling a child. 'Cause if I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I am gonna be lectured by a pervert!"

"Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level"

Twitter: UnleadedAngel

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Fucked!<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 4:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:00am

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iFizzgig's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

by dazedandconfused / 06/25/2009 at 6:29pm / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Work

Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

by potpurri_needed / 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

by Aether / 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

by ohshittttttt / 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

by talkssuck / 03/30/2009 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy