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About iFizzgig : I'm Lila, I'm a musician, I'm on here to find laughter when I'm on a break at work. I'll post quotes on here every now and then.
The importance of commas:
"Let's eat grandpa."
"Let's eat, grandpa.
"Careful who you're calling a child. 'Cause if I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I am gonna be lectured by a pervert!"
"Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level"
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Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
today mah boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that mah work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, your the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bd yet. As I ran to the bathroomhile half asleep and in the dark, I rammd into the wall. On way back to bd, I trippd and accidentally slappd fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML
Today, my fater decided to tell me in detail wen an ow e lost is vrginity. He even told me wat position it was an wo tis grl was. I will never look at im in te same way again. He also made is ands ( ave sex ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015