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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2490
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iFizzgig : I'm Lila, I'm a musician, I'm on here to find laughter when I'm on a break at work. I'll post quotes on here every now and then.

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The importance of commas:
"Let's eat grandpa."
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"Careful who you're calling a child. 'Cause if I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I am gonna be lectured by a pervert!"

"Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level"

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I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I hered my parents having sex!! It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room!! They thought I was asleep!! FML

#12474079
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44370) - you deserved it (3396)

On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (17826)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

#12316575
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (34561)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rubbing mah lips against mah boyfriend's lipshen I said ( Your mustache tickles ) in a sexy tone. His response was ( So does yours. ) FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23015) - you deserved it (29266)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

today mah boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that mah work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, your the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to mah son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. big fat FML

#11011756
200 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bd yet. As I ran to the bathroomhile half asleep and in the dark, I rammd into the wall. On way back to bd, I trippd and accidentally slappd fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

#10804191
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26333) - you deserved it (4509)

On 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm - misc - by Fark (woman) - United Kingdom (Cumbria)

Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING BY A POND WHEN I SAW A SMALL FROG. I DECIDD TO CATCH IT TO GET A CLOSE LOOK. AFTER I PICKD IT UP, I REALIZD THAT IT WAS NOT A FROG. IT WAS DOG SHIT SHAPD LIKE A FROG. MEGA FML

#7776158
103 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fater decided to tell me in detail wen an ow e lost is vrginity. He even told me wat position it was an wo tis grl was. I will never look at im in te same way again. He also made is ands ( ave sex ). FML

#7364490
50 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What r u thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18306) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday mah mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all mah Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

#6933865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (2190)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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