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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1983
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iFizzgig : I'm Lila, I'm a musician, I'm on here to find laughter when I'm on a break at work. I'll post quotes on here every now and then.

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The importance of commas:
"Let's eat grandpa."
"Let's eat, grandpa.

"Careful who you're calling a child. 'Cause if I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I am gonna be lectured by a pervert!"

"Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level"

Twitter: UnleadedAngel

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iFizzgig's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

#16693545
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (6489)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33652) - you deserved it (3894)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49981) - you deserved it (5278)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

#15893530
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24945) - you deserved it (3699)

On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

#15712645
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (2661)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Z (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (58736)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9955) - you deserved it (48335)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

#14670842
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7128) - you deserved it (47835)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28965) - you deserved it (5680)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38955) - you deserved it (3917)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47718) - you deserved it (11828)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (8096)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45624) - you deserved it (4892)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35423) - you deserved it (5038)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8447) - you deserved it (38181)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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