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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1845
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iFizzgig : I'm Lila, I'm a musician, I'm on here to find laughter when I'm on a break at work. I'll post quotes on here every now and then.

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The importance of commas:
"Let's eat grandpa."
"Let's eat, grandpa.

"Careful who you're calling a child. 'Cause if I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I am gonna be lectured by a pervert!"

"Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level"

Twitter: UnleadedAngel

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Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (3509)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34779) - you deserved it (4790)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39443) - you deserved it (3306)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36038) - you deserved it (5629)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28918) - you deserved it (3838)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44094) - you deserved it (4146)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38750) - you deserved it (15595)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35918) - you deserved it (7593)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (2587)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35331) - you deserved it (9738)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25296) - you deserved it (11230)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (3637)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30250) - you deserved it (5664)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34020) - you deserved it (4875)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

#16787044
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39663) - you deserved it (3168)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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