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Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16573) - you deserved it (1950)

On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (2821)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

#543
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29536) - you deserved it (2127)

On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (2016)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
25 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7854) - you deserved it (33055)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8590) - you deserved it (33245)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
89 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49783) - you deserved it (4147)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
45 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91882) - you deserved it (41738)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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