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Today... mah car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took mah radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
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I agree, your life sucks (16484) - you deserved it (1944)

On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, I went onto my computer an found a cyber sex conversation between my sister an my girlfriend. mega FML

#768
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my brthday . It's 6.30 pm . I'm still the only person aware of what day it is . FML

#543
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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah philosophy taachar askd ma about mah parants. I raplid that mah mum was a claanar and mah dad was a bus drivar. In an astonishd voica , sha said , "But , your clavar..." FML

#434
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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today while shopping fir a pair of shoes I saw a pair I really likd lying around so I sat down to try them on!! Then a man came up to me an pointd out that they were actually his shoes!! FML

#407
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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridor at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturer to looool make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today , I tried demonstrate to mah little brother that , unlike wat he sees in cartoons , it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was in an online catroom speaking to tis girl tat I really it it off wit. Se ten confided in me tat se'd recently been dumped by er boyfriend an tat e was a jerk. A littliele later, we excanged potos. It was ma ex. FML

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today,ile on oliday in England, a cute boy cummed up and askedere I'm from . Wen I said Paris, e gave a look and said, "O, strange, I always tougt Parisians were te most beautiful women in te world." FML

#233
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah boyfriand cummd up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much incoma tax. How about wa gat marrid?” FML

#226
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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