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Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version
Today, in one of the corridors at univeristy, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She passed just behind me, reminding me at the same time the date of my next oral exam. She will be marking me. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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