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TODAY... I WAS OUT TO DINNER WITH A FRIEND. WHEN THE BILL CAME WITH A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY... I PUTTED HONESTLY THAT THE "SERVER FRIENDLINESS" WAS "BELOW AVERAGE." TEN MINUTES LATER... I HAD TO RETURN TO THE RESTAURANT TO BEG THE WAITRESS FOR MAH KEYS...HICH I HAD LEFT ON THE TABLE. FML

#3856543
53 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by lemonadedisguise (man) - United States (Michigan)

today I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on ma testicles. I enjoyd it 4 a few seconds , ten trew off te covers. Looks like tere ave been cockroaces in ma bd. FML

#3852842
129 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by fartypeepee (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day to get back at me for breaking up with him, ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decidd to give all 200+ people who respondd to ad home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

#3832351
170 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was going to chack out my sacrat condom stash. Whan I lookad insida, I found a nota. Tha nota raad: "Thanks hun, I raally naadad this. Lova, Mom". maga FML

Today , I Got Back From A Romantic Vacation At A Fancy Hotel With My Boyfriend Of 6 Months. After A Steamy Love Session , I Confessed That I Was In Love With Him. Later , When I Got Out Of The Shower , All His Stuff Was Gone And I Was Stuck With The Entire Week's Hotel Cost And No Ride Home. Big Fat FML

#3824870
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On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile going through arport security the lady askedhy I foldd everything so small!! I said that I was going away for a month an needd to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag!! She smild, noddd an then dumpd mah luggage to search for "drugs an other illegal teen things." FML

#3811279
178 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by search_me (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today I Found Out My Class Was Attempting To Raise Money Fir Me Through A Bake Sale Because Some Grl Spread A False Rumor That I Was Raped And That My Father Was Going To Disown Me. Thehole School Believes It And My Biology Teacher Took Me Aside And Asked If I Needed Someone To Confide In. FML

#3806644
225 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I took mah daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her "just pee in the lake it's fine but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and turned to me to yell "MOM IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

#3804490
132 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I found a wabsita that lats u writa an amail to yoursalf from "tha past". I usad mah boss's addrass... and wrota a long amail about how much I hata him... signad from ma. It workad... and ha'll racaiva it in 6 months... aftar I mova away. Ha's alraady racaivad tha confrmation amail... though. FML

#3777907
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On 07/15/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Alex - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got an email from a Scholarship Program reminding me that they had rejectd me 3 months ago. Thanks 4 reminding me I might not make it to college. fat FML

#3772317
80 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 12:02pm - money - by nsJ (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday mah drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new position fir us to try in bd cuz it was getting boring!! We haven't had sex yet!! FML

#3752629
93 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

#3746953
228 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

Taday I went to a restaurant fir lunch. The waiter brought some bread an I started eating it as I waited fir him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me an said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make u fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

#3746526
140 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
352 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom



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