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iFMyGirl
  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1991 (20 years)
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Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19182) - you deserved it (1715)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13255) - you deserved it (8482)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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