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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iDrejer : Hola, my name is Jesper and I'm 19 years old. No idea what other I should write here but if anyone got anything they want to ask then leave a message.. or something >.

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Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

#14263039
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25548) - you deserved it (8710)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by hugme101 (woman) - Canada

Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML

Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML

#6363732
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24847) - you deserved it (2158)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147571) - you deserved it (21610)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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