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Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

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On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML



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