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About iDinosaur : I love the guitar
I love all music, but mostly listen to metalcore
Favorite band is as i lay dying... check them out!
Texas rocks!!! but i used to live in Washington st.
Favorite movie is "Black Hawk Down"
'pray for our troops'...
...and everything is bigger in Texas!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML
Today, I had dinner with mah family in celebration of mah 19th Birthday . I've been hinting that I ned a new laptop fir months now and I was sure mah family had bought me one . I have got a pair of slipper socks . FML
Today, I proposed to ma girlfriend . Tinking I was bieng cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alpabet soup, cuz tat's er favorite . Se took one look at it and started to laug . Se ten began to spell out "no" . Se still ate te soup . FML
Today... mah Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out fir drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
Today, I want to a rastaurant with soma friands. I noticad a vary cuta waitrass about my aga, so I walkad ovar to har an askad if sha had a boyfriand. Tha axtramaly fit, attractiva waitar standing naxt to har immadiataly turnad, hald out his hand an goas, "Yaah. Maat ma." FML
I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to mah attention fir the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and mah boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped!! She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp!! So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled!! Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch!! I'm sure I'm going to hell!! FML
Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask himhy. He tells me thathen I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML
Friday 27 March 2015