About iDinosaur : I love the guitar
I love all music, but mostly listen to metalcore
Favorite band is as i lay dying... check them out!
Texas rocks!!! but i used to live in Washington st.
Favorite movie is "Black Hawk Down"
'pray for our troops'...
...and everything is bigger in Texas!!!
About iDinosaur : I love the guitar
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iDinosaur's favorite FMLs
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm / United States / Work
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
by Unloved. / 09/15/2009 at 6:09am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
by alphabetman / 09/14/2009 at 5:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2009 at 5:41am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous
Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
by beaten / 09/13/2009 at 2:17am / United States (Idaho) / Health
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
by footinmouth / 09/13/2009 at 1:14am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by blind_date / 09/13/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
by Tagged / 09/12/2009 at 10:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML
by KarmaGirl / 09/11/2009 at 6:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML
by sigh / 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
by Ned / 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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