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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 954
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iDinosaur : I love the guitar
I love all music, but mostly listen to metalcore
Favorite band is as i lay dying... check them out!
Texas rocks!!! but i used to live in Washington st.
Favorite movie is "Black Hawk Down"
'pray for our troops'...
...and everything is bigger in Texas!!!

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Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5088)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today... I realized job is so boring that I spend most of time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (6185)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had dinner with mah family in celebration of mah 19th Birthday . I've been hinting that I ned a new laptop fir months now and I was sure mah family had bought me one . I have got a pair of slipper socks . FML

#5269202
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30217) - you deserved it (8956)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by Unloved. (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I proposed to ma girlfriend . Tinking I was bieng cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alpabet soup, cuz tat's er favorite . Se took one look at it and started to laug . Se ten began to spell out "no" . Se still ate te soup . FML

#5247807
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40985) - you deserved it (6095)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by alphabetman (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

#5247721
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47419) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today... mah Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out fir drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

#5222087
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (12841)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I want to a rastaurant with soma friands. I noticad a vary cuta waitrass about my aga, so I walkad ovar to har an askad if sha had a boyfriand. Tha axtramaly fit, attractiva waitar standing naxt to har immadiataly turnad, hald out his hand an goas, "Yaah. Maat ma." FML

#5220953
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30203) - you deserved it (12226)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today I went on a blind date with a guyho talked about himself in the 3rd person . Seriously . mega FML

#5219515
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46103) - you deserved it (5879)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to mah attention fir the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and mah boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

#5217038
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28734) - you deserved it (7102)

On 09/12/2009 at 10:35pm - work - by Tagged (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I IGNORED MY CAT'S INCESSANT MEOWING, AN PUSED IM AWAY EVERY TIME E WANTED TO BE PETTED. TE NEXT TIME I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS I FOUND IM DEAD. FML

#5210731
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (88548)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped!! She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp!! So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled!! Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch!! I'm sure I'm going to hell!! FML

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (38615)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask himhy. He tells me thathen I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

#4936228
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34992) - you deserved it (4918)

On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

I woke up in mah bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing mah first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just mah roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

#4912906
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42657) - you deserved it (3395)

On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)



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