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Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML
by openmouthinsertfoot / 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 10:29am / United Kingdom (York) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by Ginna / 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 4:00am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 9:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 7:22am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2010 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
by embaressed / 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by meowcat101 / 08/21/2010 at 12:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Brandon / 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
by Ben / 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
by badsister / 01/10/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Illinois) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half… Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news:… Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML