[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

iChica

Search for a member

iChica
  • Town/Country : ..., Florida
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1358
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

iChica's last visitors

FreezeJustSoLostdrainyou123hailjajlmjimgrant1tiemoon37Sun_Kissed18

iChica's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

iChica's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How is the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (7724) - you deserved it (74744)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML

#12097441 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (13974) - you deserved it (4446)

On 07/25/2010 at 2:13am - work - by longday (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (12075) - you deserved it (17145)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (33309) - you deserved it (2975)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

#12000759 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (8279) - you deserved it (24961)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

#11954418 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (2712)

On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

#11943305 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (11123) - you deserved it (38484)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (7290)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (1805)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML

#6007391 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (4482)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by oralMistake - United States (Maryland)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (8653) - you deserved it (31537)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (35608) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

#5579977 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (29266) - you deserved it (2632)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

#5544276 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (4278)

On 09/29/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by User06606 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (7654)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)