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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2111
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About iChel413 : I am 19, a mommy & wifey, and a college student. (:. Life. Is. Good.

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today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20706) - you deserved it (59882)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40946) - you deserved it (7191)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I drove to the hospital to see mah newborn . I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him . Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a womanho I didn't know come out . She screamed . My wife was in the room next door . fat FML

#13675018
77 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge looool dump. After coming home from work I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet with the caption: "This ishat Taco Bell does."

#13588009
116 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a heatd debate with my friend onhether blondes are naturally stupid, I convincd her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and pourd myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I puttd it in the cupboard. big fat FML

#13551763
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7965) - you deserved it (36831)

On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

I was saving ma left armpit wen I cut myself badly. I wondered weter or not it would be safe to save ma rigt armpit, ten reasoned tat it couldn’t possibly appen twice. It did. FML

#13534827
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14192) - you deserved it (23936)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33955) - you deserved it (6264)

On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was riding in the backseat while mah mom was driving!! Noticing she was driving way over the sped limit..!! I opend a police siren app on mah iPod to make her slow down!! When she realizd..!! she pulld over..!! kickd me out of the car an made me walk home!! FML

#13118537
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15271) - you deserved it (41092)

On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole looool in mah son's bedroom because mah son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (4596)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (45030)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a grl!! He looool then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fred!! Oh, and he is keeping the cat!! FML

#12677000
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37825) - you deserved it (5967)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I picked up a penny off the street 4 good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later , a hobo beat me up , took my wallet , and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late 4 the interview. So much 4 good luck. FML

#12524793
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26554) - you deserved it (3360)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was a good enough reason to stop running in looool crcles around my living room. FML

#11123342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, I wakd in on ma boyfriend and is best friend playing "Dick Wars" wile wearing glow in te dark condoms . FML

#9416886
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49115) - you deserved it (9624)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)



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