About iChel413 : I am 19, a mommy & wifey, and a college student. (:. Life. Is. Good.
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Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
by knockedup / 02/13/2011 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
by iamlauraheremecry / 01/27/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 2:19am / Korea Republic of (Ulsan-gwangyoksi) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
by Jessie / 12/25/2010 at 8:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
by Username / 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML
by lizard / 12/18/2010 at 12:56am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during… Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend… Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and…