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Today, the man next to me was feeding the brds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not fed the brds" signs everywhere. The brds then became aggressive and startd savaging the both of us. mega FML
TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML
TODAY, AFTER SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND SEVERAL YEARS PURSUING A HIGHER EDUCATION SO I COULD GET A HIGH PAYING JOB DOING SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES SKILL AND BRAINPOWER, I FINALLY GOT MAH FIRST JOB OFFER AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING!! I WILL BE CLEANING HOUSES!! MEGA FML
2day I finally found out wat tat wierd smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend ad been breaking into my apartment an iding rotting fruit all over te place. I found tis out wen a cieling panel fell an a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today I went to te dentist to ave a toot pulld . Te day before I was too anxious to eat anyting so I went in wit an empty stomac . Tere were complications during te extraction and now I'm not allowd to eat 4 te next 24 ours . FML
Today... I freaked out wen te remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in te rain trying to open te door. Unsure of wat to do next... I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put te key in te door". I ad forgotten about tat option. FML
Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML
Friday 27 March 2015