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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2113
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About iChel413 : I am 19, a mommy & wifey, and a college student. (:. Life. Is. Good.

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Today, the man next to me was feeding the brds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not fed the brds" signs everywhere. The brds then became aggressive and startd savaging the both of us. mega FML

#16851607
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27907) - you deserved it (4331)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND SEVERAL YEARS PURSUING A HIGHER EDUCATION SO I COULD GET A HIGH PAYING JOB DOING SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES SKILL AND BRAINPOWER, I FINALLY GOT MAH FIRST JOB OFFER AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING!! I WILL BE CLEANING HOUSES!! MEGA FML

#16546066
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37057) - you deserved it (5461)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

2day I finally found out wat tat wierd smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend ad been breaking into my apartment an iding rotting fruit all over te place. I found tis out wen a cieling panel fell an a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (3743)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (10491)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today , While Bieng Robbed , A Man Heroically Chased Down The Robber And Got My Purse Back. He Then Looked At The Distance Between Us , Turned The Other Way And Ran Off With It. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44453) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65662) - you deserved it (7389)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49412) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49412) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today I went to te dentist to ave a toot pulld . Te day before I was too anxious to eat anyting so I went in wit an empty stomac . Tere were complications during te extraction and now I'm not allowd to eat 4 te next 24 ours . FML

#15873960
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31034) - you deserved it (9141)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today , grlfriend compard penis to an ewok from Star Wars!! She says it's short , stubby , an fuzzy!! Now she sings the Star Wars themehen we hang out!! FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44123) - you deserved it (8466)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I freaked out wen te remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in te rain trying to open te door. Unsure of wat to do next... I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put te key in te door". I ad forgotten about tat option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (63014)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11437) - you deserved it (128959)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

today my cab driver told me about te time e tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge...ile we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39966) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34847) - you deserved it (48765)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)



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