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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1691
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About iChel413 : I am 19, a mommy & wifey, and a college student. (:. Life. Is. Good.

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Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12235) - you deserved it (68589)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20953) - you deserved it (48713)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

#10323
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (7057)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16580) - you deserved it (4080)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8365) - you deserved it (35670)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16654) - you deserved it (6621)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32049) - you deserved it (3237)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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