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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1742
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About iChel413 : I am 19, a mommy & wifey, and a college student. (:. Life. Is. Good.

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Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34519) - you deserved it (8051)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

#18283702
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (2906)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

#18281989
124 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (6784)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

#18216815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29945) - you deserved it (6488)

On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

#18216815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29945) - you deserved it (6488)

On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (7332)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30613) - you deserved it (4572)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32076) - you deserved it (6337)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

#17933094
174 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46490) - you deserved it (3580)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38136) - you deserved it (3141)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

#17789200
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26845) - you deserved it (35619) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France



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