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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16091
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(

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iBou's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML

#13636513
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (3244)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML

#13634494
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25237) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

#13621862
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43773) - you deserved it (3045)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

#13615353
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22001) - you deserved it (2499)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

#13614592
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32546) - you deserved it (3047)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:19pm - love - by just_friends (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43654) - you deserved it (4618)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

#13608435
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29112) - you deserved it (4024)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40458) - you deserved it (3876)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35792) - you deserved it (3587)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29707) - you deserved it (3517)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

#13524310
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (3458)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by gross - Australia

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (11885)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26097) - you deserved it (5423)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28611) - you deserved it (3659)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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