About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(
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50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19815) - you deserved it (4381)
On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (1960)
On 12/31/2010 at 4:55am - misc - by Kellie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11287) - you deserved it (37849)
On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21020) - you deserved it (3389)
On 12/28/2010 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by whoawhoawhoa (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm a virgin and just wanted to take a peaceful nap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22709) - you deserved it (6129)
On 12/23/2010 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19616) - you deserved it (1833)
On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you deserved it (3166)
On 12/23/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Username -
Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30556) - you deserved it (2315)
On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)
Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28197) - you deserved it (3526)
On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27916) - you deserved it (2270)
On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20159) - you deserved it (6078)
On 12/06/2010 at 9:51am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8841) - you deserved it (13097)
On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (1848)
On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
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