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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16547
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(

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iBou's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

#14525789
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35451) - you deserved it (2641)

On 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

#14515582
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (7003)

On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML

#14507132
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7659) - you deserved it (35274)

On 01/08/2011 at 10:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (40958)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

#14504548
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29653) - you deserved it (4519)

On 01/08/2011 at 1:38am - love - by Some Girl - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61660) - you deserved it (3591)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out why my wife insisted on naming our first child "George" if it was a boy. It was her first love's name. FML

#14501149
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (2346)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26498) - you deserved it (3770)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (3542)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (4653)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11849) - you deserved it (53275)

On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49756) - you deserved it (8518)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML

#14471297
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10696) - you deserved it (30614)

On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

#14428491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36869) - you deserved it (4616)

On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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