About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22725) - you deserved it (2768) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (27390) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32930) - you deserved it (21128) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (5123) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35616) - you deserved it (4903)
On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML
I agree, your life sucks (13781) - you deserved it (3758)
On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (3502)
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37440) - you deserved it (2248)
On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20173) - you deserved it (3460)
On 01/12/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (2945)
On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (24789)
On 01/12/2011 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5387) - you deserved it (45361)
On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18700) - you deserved it (3783)
On 01/10/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous -
Today, I fed my cats their usual dinner of canned cat food. Without thinking, I put the spoon I had used for their food into my mouth so I could use both hands to rinse the can before recycling it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8408) - you deserved it (20184)
On 01/09/2011 at 10:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30285) - you deserved it (4123)
On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
