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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16130
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(

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iBou's favorite FMLs

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

#14613103
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28760) - you deserved it (3630) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14381) - you deserved it (36788) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40754) - you deserved it (26829) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32720) - you deserved it (5718) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43934) - you deserved it (6332)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

#14574476
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18609) - you deserved it (4854)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

#14567301
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25994) - you deserved it (4435)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42877) - you deserved it (2885)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML

#14560374
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (4415)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

#14559001
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30246) - you deserved it (3376)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

#14553118
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14283) - you deserved it (33474)

On 01/12/2011 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7307) - you deserved it (59146)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

#14528357
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24783) - you deserved it (5042)

On 01/10/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I fed my cats their usual dinner of canned cat food. Without thinking, I put the spoon I had used for their food into my mouth so I could use both hands to rinse the can before recycling it. FML

#14526378
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10736) - you deserved it (28561)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37099) - you deserved it (5469)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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