About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(
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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Username -
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)
Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 12:05am - love - by MCKilllerrr - United States (Texas)
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13322) - you deserved it (32026) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19420) - you deserved it (5452) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49735) - you deserved it (4536) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins
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