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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16247
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About iBou : shit happens, mostly to me, and only reading FMLs cheer me up =(

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iBou's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

#5134
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25255) - you deserved it (5920)

On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15314) - you deserved it (5619)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41247) - you deserved it (5997)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44532) - you deserved it (24359)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36819) - you deserved it (3080)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44408) - you deserved it (8238)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53665) - you deserved it (8032)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39695) - you deserved it (3651)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63550) - you deserved it (8686)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68544) - you deserved it (6617)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68917) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66100) - you deserved it (18196)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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