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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3807
  • Number of comments : 283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 57 posted

About iBiteRoses : I've noticed everyone clicking "You Deserved It" on everything even if it's something the person didn't deserve. Are people just mad because they aren't getting the new iPhone for Christmas? LOL

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TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51367) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today I went to an amusement park with my family . A couple of cute girls started talking to me telling me how much they liked my dreads . Seeing this my mother stepped up next to me patted me on the shoulder an said ( This ere is my little baby treat him nicely! ) Thanks Mom . FML

#7358643
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27329) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

TODAY, MY FRIENDS TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TRY AND BREAK A WATERMELON ON MY EAD WILE I WAS ASLEEP ON TE COUC. FML

#7334131
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (3353)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sneezed with so much forcehile I was driving that Ihacked mah head on the steeringheel an honked the horn. fat FML

#7268268
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23771) - you deserved it (4058)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47933) - you deserved it (2292)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappereed to!! My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it 4 her Myspace and said that I deserved it 4 bieng a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome!! FML

#6901032
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34646) - you deserved it (11270)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (3712)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I Was Making Out With Girlfriend In Room. About Two Minute Into It, Cat Walks In And Jumps On The Bd With Us. Without Hesitation, Girlfriend Tells Me To Stop, Rolls Over, And Start Petting Cat. Mega FML

#6779540
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27718) - you deserved it (5833)

On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone hered including boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15575) - you deserved it (21358)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, ma parent invited all tere kids and grandkid to join tem on a vacation trip to te mountains; all tere kids except me, tat is. I'm not invited. But tey did invite ma ex-usband. And is new girlfriend. mega FML

#6572169
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44192) - you deserved it (3035)

On 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I spoke wit ma boyfriend's crazy ex-grlfriend . Actually , se isn't all tat crazy . He really did ceat on er wit alf a dozen oter grls . Te same grls e's apparently ceating on me wit . How do I know for sure? Tank you crazy ex for is email passwords . FML

#6521538
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44082) - you deserved it (4760)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WANTD TO TAKE A NICE HOT RELAXING BATH. A WASP SOMEHOW GOT IN, AND STUNG ME ON THE NUTS. FML

#6471383
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35841) - you deserved it (4385)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:26pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27491) - you deserved it (2878)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33629) - you deserved it (16862)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33486) - you deserved it (7138)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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