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About iBiteRoses : I've noticed everyone clicking "You Deserved It" on everything even if it's something the person didn't deserve. Are people just mad because they aren't getting the new iPhone for Christmas? LOL
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TODAY, THE BOYS WHO SIT AT MY MATH TABLE DECIDD IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW BROKEN PENCILS AT MY BOOBS TO SEE IF THEY WERE REAL. THEY DID THIS THE ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD. I HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GROUP FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. FML
I was installing wireles surveillance camera outside mah looool workplace. Before mounting them, I pointd them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. mega FML
today after bieng in te UK for 2 monts, I learned tat wen saying, ( I'm about to blow off an kill someone ), to te Britis ( blow off ) means ( fart. ) Tis was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML
Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger 4 the frst time, he startd moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML
Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus . One of the supervisors cummed up to my station an told me that I "really look like someone who, through some mracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me . FML
Today, mah mother followd me to work to see what I got up to!! I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street!! She stood outside and wavd at me fir half an hour, while I trid to concentrate on teaching a visibly amusd class!!
Friday 27 March 2015