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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 February 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3804
  • Number of comments : 283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 57 posted

About iBiteRoses : I've noticed everyone clicking "You Deserved It" on everything even if it's something the person didn't deserve. Are people just mad because they aren't getting the new iPhone for Christmas? LOL

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TODAY, THE BOYS WHO SIT AT MY MATH TABLE DECIDD IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW BROKEN PENCILS AT MY BOOBS TO SEE IF THEY WERE REAL. THEY DID THIS THE ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD. I HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GROUP FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. FML

#17867072
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (3350)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

I was installing wireles surveillance camera outside mah looool workplace. Before mounting them, I pointd them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. mega FML

#17863596
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23189) - you deserved it (2727)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

today after bieng in te UK for 2 monts, I learned tat wen saying, ( I'm about to blow off an kill someone ), to te Britis ( blow off ) means ( fart. ) Tis was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML

#17861769
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9249) - you deserved it (20298)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30480) - you deserved it (11377)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today , the boy I lyk cummed to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. real FML

#17857162
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37961) - you deserved it (2359)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32659) - you deserved it (5833)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma mom instructed me to never scream wen bieng attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger im, causing looool im to cop ma boobs off and superglue ma eyes sut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger 4 the frst time, he startd moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON Y MAH THERAPIST WAS SO NICE TO ME ALL OF THE TIME. APPARENTLY, SHE IS AFRAID THAT I'M GOING TO STAB HER IF SHE PISSE ME OFF. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (5180)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus . One of the supervisors cummed up to my station an told me that I "really look like someone who, through some mracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me . FML

#17836601
86 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today my credit card got blocked. Apparently my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious.

#17836225
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24890) - you deserved it (5510)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah mother followd me to work to see what I got up to!! I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street!! She stood outside and wavd at me fir half an hour, while I trid to concentrate on teaching a visibly amusd class!!

#17836220
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (1963)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All looool because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (3935)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States



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