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iBiteRoses
  • Town/Country : Portland, Oregon
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1754
  • Number of comments : 283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 57 posted

About iBiteRoses : I've noticed everyone clicking "You Deserved It" on everything even if it's something the person didn't deserve. Are people just mad because they aren't getting the new iPhone for Christmas? LOL

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Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (11838)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version



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