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by annie_nk / 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by MiscHats / 12/14/2012 at 7:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by you're just creepy. / 12/11/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML
by Adan / 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
by fineididntwantkidsanyway / 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
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