Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

iBanana

Search for a member

iBanana
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About iBanana : Hey there. My names James. I'm from London. Football is my life. I'm determined to have 0/1000 stories. FML is full of stupid people, but yet again; so is life. Love all, trust few.

Yes, bananas do.

iBanana's last visitors

MoodiQCandyDawgileenefudgeNarttuDestinysChampionbingo__OToriDianeBrandi_Faithmelonsrockaroths

iBanana's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of iBanana's badges

iBanana's favorite FMLs

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44073) - you deserved it (5933)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: