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About iBanana : Hey there. My names James. I'm from London. Football is my life. I'm determined to have 0/1000 stories. FML is full of stupid people, but yet again; so is life. Love all, trust few.
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Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015