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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1688
  • Number of comments : 201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About iAmPaul : Hey, my name's Paul and I'm 18 years old. I've finished my second year of university, doing an honours degree in statistics with a minor in music. Yes, I skipped a grade. ;) IQ of 160 :) Anyways, I play the flute and I'm very good at it if I do say so myself. I like to post on FML occasionally but nowadays I'm fairly busy with school and such. Most of the time though I can be found playing video games on my Xbox 360. I'm quite the achievement hunter, too.

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iAmPaul's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61994) - you deserved it (4878)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11535) - you deserved it (32313)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (8574)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37615) - you deserved it (5535)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm - misc - by ZittyMii (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party. But when I went in, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25261) - you deserved it (6622)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:43pm - work - by yper (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58085) - you deserved it (3087)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51855) - you deserved it (2572)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while getting ready for work I realized all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale which confirmed I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10545) - you deserved it (53547)

On 05/28/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by pathetic (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78710) - you deserved it (162369)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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