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About iAmPaul : Hey, my name's Paul and I'm 18 years old. I've been on FML since 2010. I'm in my third year of university, doing an honours degree in statistics with a minor in music. Anyways, I play the flute and I'm very good at it if I do say so myself. I like to post on FML occasionally but nowadays I'm fairly busy with school and such. Most of the time though I can be found playing video games on my Xbox 360. I'm quite the achievement hunter, too.
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Friday 17 October 2014