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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4912
  • Number of comments : 450
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 19 posted

About iAmPaul : Hey, my name's Paul and I'm 19 years old. I've been on FML since March 21st, 2010. I'm Canadian, so I will literally die if I don't say "eh" at least 5 times a day. I'm in university, doing a BSSc. in economics with a minor in music. I skipped a grade, graduated from highschool at 16 and I have an I.Q. of 160. I've been playing the flute for 10 years. I'm bilingual (English and French) and I speak and understand Spanish pretty well. I like to post on FML occasionally but nowadays I'm pretty busy with school. I workout at least 5 times a week (yes, really). I'm 6'1" and 155 lbs. Most of the time I can be found playing video games on my Xbox 360 and Xbox One. I'm quite the achievement hunter, too; over 67,000G. I'm aiming to get all of the FML badges. Message me if you want to talk about pretty much anything. :)

Just another victim of the ambient mortality.

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iAmPaul's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12752) - you deserved it (22494)

On 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by BashyDaBest - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19911) - you deserved it (6534)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21122) - you deserved it (1573)

On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (1562)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by likecomeon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (2713)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (2234)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got nearly kicked out of the room I rent because I refuse to close my curtains at night. Apparently, my landlady thinks it doesn't look nice when people pass by and look. My room is on the third floor and I just want to see the stars. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21571) - you deserved it (1681)

On 10/15/2015 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (4321)

On 10/09/2015 at 5:06am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9721) - you deserved it (27329)

On 10/02/2015 at 1:49am - health - by balls (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (8524)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28856) - you deserved it (2939)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23704) - you deserved it (4239)

On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27491) - you deserved it (1365)

On 09/15/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Stairs? Noooooo - United States (California)

Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my 3 hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21210) - you deserved it (4301)

On 09/15/2015 at 4:40pm - work - by MedHistory - Canada (Quebec)

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