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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19656) - you deserved it (31714)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90842) - you deserved it (3842)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (37202)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)



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