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by begging for air / 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by seth7_ / 01/18/2014 at 2:14am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
by Fire sucks. / 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by happy birthday to me / 12/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML
by kittkatt1 / 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover my drunk husband from his own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML
by I am not amused! / 11/03/2013 at 5:53pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
by Overworked / 09/30/2013 at 1:01am / United States / Health
Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML
by tdawgg / 09/06/2013 at 10:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals
by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
by Happyunlucky / 07/20/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
by WasntMe / 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by ididntevendrinkthatnight / 06/07/2013 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Money
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry… Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found… Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times…