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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1975 (40 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3603
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40538) - you deserved it (3256)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (6183)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (4578)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

#16325650
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (9209)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14543) - you deserved it (243670)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (7720)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14726) - you deserved it (46807)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
442 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22770) - you deserved it (64847)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39583) - you deserved it (13738)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41701) - you deserved it (4414)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13134) - you deserved it (34716)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML



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