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  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16281) - you deserved it (4171)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (527235) - you deserved it (37893)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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