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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 188
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hurtfeet : Since no one will ever care about this page, I think it's safe to say I like indie, cats, coffee, tea, big sweaters, ukuleles, Tumblr, and movies. I also like shopping at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, and thrift shops and I read on Wattpad all the time. I wish I had someone to cuddle under a thick blanket with, but that's never going to happen. I'm probably going to end up on one of those shows about virgins someday, except I'll be 50. Weird is rad. -Meow-

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