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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hurtfeet : Since no one will ever care about this page, I think it's safe to say I like indie, cats, coffee, tea, big sweaters, Tumblr, and movies. I also like shopping at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, and thrift shops and I read on Wattpad all the time. I enjoy spending time at local coffee shops reading or blogging if I have time. Apparently many people assume I'm homosexual; they're right, so please refrain from saying something derogative or degrading. I wish I had someone to cuddle under a thick blanket with, but that's never going to happen. I'm probably going to end up on one of those shows about virgins someday, except I'll be 50. Weird is rad. -Meow- Tumblr: irid-escencee

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Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML

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