About hurtfeet : Since no one will ever care about this page, I think it's safe to say I like indie bands, cats, coffee, tea, big sweaters, Tumblr, technology, art, and movies. I also like shopping at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, ASOS and thrift shops. I enjoy spending time at local coffee/tea shops reading or blogging. I am an advocate of peace/equality because why not? Yes, the assumptions are true, I am homosexual, so please refrain from saying something derogative or degrading. Me being a homosexual does not mean I'm attracted to every man. As a monogamist, the idea of hookups and sexting w/random people I just met online doesn't appeal to me. I wish I had someone to cuddle under a thick blanket with, but that's not likely. I'm probably going to end up being a 50 year old virgin. If you did read this entire bio and haven't thought about beating me up, then I think you're amazing, and we should stay up until 5 in the morning watching TV shows together. -Meow- Tumblr & IG: jahvascript
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