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Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36568) - you deserved it (3541)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML

#17125481
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11699) - you deserved it (41858)

On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146609) - you deserved it (8363)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79174) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61551) - you deserved it (3179)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (3726)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38965) - you deserved it (3940)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

#16931515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37384) - you deserved it (2987)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19269) - you deserved it (34838)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (5889)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46994) - you deserved it (9892)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43006) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

#16605468
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46270) - you deserved it (3672)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (50950)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12538) - you deserved it (129094)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)



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